I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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