OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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