If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
sex in a hospital.. check
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
