Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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