Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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