I'm really into asian looking animals
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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