i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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