Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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