dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
did you just send me my own nude
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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