I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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