how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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