Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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