even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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