I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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