Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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