I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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