..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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