found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The feeling are messing with the penis
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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