i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize