kristin has been a bad kristin
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize