wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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