To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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