I puked a lego.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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