he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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