I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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