I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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