Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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