You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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