In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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