On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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