Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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