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(323): View more from California

are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions

(310): View more from California

i wish

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(317): View more from Indiana

dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.

(1-317): View more from Indiana

details please.

(317): View more from Indiana

they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.

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(847): View more from Illinois

So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.

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