Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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