you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
