So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
