Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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