I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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