I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I will pee on everything he values.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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