I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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