um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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