He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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