As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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