rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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