i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
