I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
