do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It's never too late to be topless.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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