he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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