Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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