I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Drake has all the answers
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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