You're completely useless in the revolution.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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