are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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