Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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