Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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