Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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