so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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